Oh go-oh-ohd how did I get here, I do not know
I just woke up at this strange show
This woman's clearly out of her mind
She's covered in shit and high as a kite

La la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la, la la la

Don't have no phone, no numbers by heart
Hope that my husband has had a head start
Don't tell my father, don't tell my mother
They'd die to claim me, way too fun was their daughter

Oh in these stairs a holding cell
Soon I'll be in county jail
In the stairs your holding cell
Soon I'll be in county jail

Someone tell my baby
Or else he won't know I need saving

la la la la la, la la la la la
la la la la la, la la la

In these stairs a holding cell
Soon I'll be in county jail

Someone tell my baby
Or else he won't know I need saving

Someone tell my baby
Or else he won't know I need saving